A funny little FAKE talk between a warrior and a GM.
(The following events are a Warrior talking to a GM about a Shaman he found that he thought was using hacks, The Warrior will be reffered to as WR and the GM...GM..>)
WR: Id like to file a report on a shaman using hacks.
GM: Certainly tell me his name and what happened.
WR: Well his name is OvErPoWaReD and this is what happened, I see this guy mining some stuff so I decide to leave him alone, Then he lighting bolts me, Then when im running at him this is when the first hack comes into play, GET THIS he uses his frost shock move that has a 50% slowing speed FOR EIGHT SECONDS!
GM: No, that's not a hack. That's the correct time.
WR:...But isn't the cooldown six seconds?
GM: Correct.
WR: Wait a min...nevermind anywho after he kites me with this for awhile I finally resist one and come in for some melee (Keep in mind im at half health from the shocks) I expect this wimp caster to pull out ya know like a staff or dagger...What does he whip out? A frickin Arcanite Reaper!
GM:Yep shamans can use 2h axes and 2h Maces...
WR:...Really?
GM: Ya rly.
WR:uhh..ok then but HERE IS A DEFINITE HACK. While I was fighting him in melee, Im getting struck with 300 plus damage every time I swing! Then he's throwing in hits that come in 3 swings a flash and each hit a higher number than the last!
GM: That would be his lightning shield and his windfury.
WR: Woah, Isn't that kinda cheap?
GM: I don't program the shaman sir, but please continue.
WR: Well by this point I have to hamstring him and go back to use a runecloth bandage for a heal bringing me back up to 75%, Then when im about to reingage a rouge comes up from behind him and starts killing him, when he starts fighting the rouge, I rejoin the attack, after awhile we kill him... the rouge hearthed and as I was walking away not more than eight seconds after we killed him HE POPS BACK UP LIKE A NINJA ZOMBIE then casts an insta heal for 1700 health!
GM: That would be his natures swiftness and his resurrection ability.
WR: Oh cmon! What the hell is this!
GM: The shaman...but please continue.
WR: Well then he starts setting down totems and I thought "Phew ill just destroy these little things with a thunder clap" I thunder clap, none of em go down! Definite Hack, Correct?
GM: Yep.
WR: Really?
GM: Nope just kidding, Totems arent affected by AOE attacks.
WR: For the love of Prickly Pete!
WR: Well after that a friendly druid ran by gave me some buffs and went on his way, then right as im about to reingage, he makes all the buffs go away!
GM: Yeah, that's his purge ability...
WR: Holy crap.
GM: Tell me about it.
WR: Did I mention this whole fight took place in the water, and he was walking on it?
GM: They can do that.
WR: o.0
Hehe... Hvad skal man sige?
De er bare lette at spille 
