Sh*t Happens!

  • Overzealous zookeeper Friedrich Riesfeldt (Paderborn, Germany) fed his constipated elephant Stefan 22 doses of animal laxative and more than a bushel of berries, figs and prunes before the plugged-up pachyderm finally let it fly, and suffocated the keeper under 200 pounds of poop.


    Investigators say ill-fated Friedrich, 46, was attempting to give the ailing elephant an olive oil enema when the relieved beast unloaded on him.


    "The sheer force of the elephant's unexpected defecation knocked Mr.Riesfeldt to the ground, where he struck his head on a rock and lay unconscious as the elephant continued to evacuate his bowels on top of him"


    said flabbergasted Paderborn police detective Erik Dern. With no one there to help him, he lay under all that dung for at least an hour before a watchman came along, and during that time he suffocated. It seems to be just one of those freak accidents that proves that "Sh*t happens".


    Håber I kan forstå den, for det er imo en ret vild historie :crazyeyes:


    Nok en af de mest nedern måder at dø på!

  • Haha... Det jo galt......


    haha... :)


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  • ....... ew!


    og ja sh*t happens

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  • Damn.
    Og ja shit happens. :rolleyes:


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  • Lige ikke den måde, de flest mennesker har lyst til at dø på :P

    “Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.”
    - Albert Einstein

  • Grinede lidt men fuck en nederen måde at dø på.. men det er fuldstændig en forklaring på at shit happens.. lol


    anyways.. forstod i helhed texten men der var nogen ord jeg ikk helt forstod:


    animal laxative, figs, prunes, plugged-up pachyderm


    kan nogen plz oversæt xD.. er for doven til at slå op i en ordbog.. lol



  • Laxative = Afføringsmiddel


    Figs = figner (dem man spiser)


    Prunes= (svesker)


    Plugged up pachyderm = Tilstoppede "pachyderm"...ved ikk hva det betyder.




    Syns sku det en skummel måde at dø på...Og synd når han jo gjorde alt for at den sku få det bedre.....Dyrene skider på hva vi gør for dem :))

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  • For at rense systemet velsagtens.


    Sjov historie - men lidt svært at forholde sig til at han rent faktisk døde...


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