Shaman?

    nu spiller jeg jo selv Tauren shaman så jeg vil da sige Tauren men altså det er jo helt op til spilleren selv... men jeg syntes at Taurens klart er bedst som shamans for der har du War stomp som hjælpe dig meget med enten at flygte eller holde folk tæt på dig så du kan smide en Shock i hovedet på ham :D

    WR=Warrior
    GM=Game master
    læs den hele, ellers er den ikke så sjov


    WR: Id like to file a report on a shaman using hacks.


    GM: Certainly tell me his name and what happened.


    WR: Well his name is OvErPoWaReD and this is what happened, I see this guy mining some stuff so I decide to leave him alone, Then he lighting bolts me, Then when im running at him this is when the first hack comes into play, GET THIS he uses his frost shock move that has a 50% slowing speed FOR EIGHT SECONDS!


    GM: No, that's not a hack. That's the correct time.


    WR:...But isn't the cooldown six seconds?


    GM: Correct.


    WR: Wait a min...nevermind anywho after he kites me with this for awhile I finally resist one and come in for some melee (Keep in mind im at half health from the shocks) I expect this wimp caster to pull out ya know like a staff or dagger...What does he whip out? A frickin Arcanite Reaper!


    GM:Yep shamans can use 2h axes and 2h Maces...


    WR:...Really?


    GM: Ya rly.


    WR:uhh..ok then but HERE IS A DEFINITE HACK. While I was fighting him in melee, Im getting struck with 300 plus damage every time I swing! Then he's throwing in hits that come in 3 swings a flash and each hit a higher number than the last!


    GM: That would be his lightning shield and his windfury.


    WR: Woah, Isn't that kinda cheap?


    GM: I don't program the shaman sir, but please continue.


    WR: Well by this point I have to hamstring him and go back to use a runecloth bandage for a heal bringing me back up to 75%, Then when im about to reingage a rouge comes up from behind him and starts killing him, when he starts fighting the rouge, I rejoin the attack, after awhile we kill him... the rouge hearthed and as I was walking away not more than eight seconds after we killed him HE POPS BACK UP LIKE A NINJA ZOMBIE then casts an insta heal for 1700 health!


    GM: That would be his natures swiftness and his resurrection ability.


    WR: Oh cmon! What the hell is this!


    GM: The shaman...but please continue.


    WR: Well then he starts setting down totems and I thought "Phew ill just destroy these little things with a thunder clap" I thunder clap, none of em go down! Definite Hack, Correct?


    GM: Yep.


    WR: Really?


    GM: Nope just kidding, Totems arent affected by AOE attacks.


    WR: For the love of Prickly Pete!


    WR: Well after that a friendly druid ran by gave me some buffs and went on his way, then right as im about to reingage, he makes all the buffs go away!


    GM: Yeah, that's his purge ability...


    WR: Holy crap.


    GM: Tell me about it.


    WR: Did I mention this whole fight took place in the water, and he was walking on it?


    GM: They can do that.


    WR: o.0

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    There was once a kid who went to blizzard,


    He said,
    "I want 2 be an ubar tank?!11", and Blizzard gave him shield and mail


    He said,
    "lolo I wunt 2 be a maege 2", and Blizzard gave him instant nukes


    He said,
    "I wanth 2 hael", and Blizzard gave him heals


    He said,
    "but WTF? Druids getz formz so ken i tu plxz?", and Blizzard gave him wolf form


    He said,
    "OMGLOLOL, my heals r not teh instantz", and Blizzard gave him nature's swift


    He said,
    "OMG but warriorz r teh hit so hard wit teh weaponz?", And Blizzard gave him Windfury


    He said,
    "BUT TETZ NO FAIRZ, teh enemyz r having pewerful bufforz?", And Blizzard gave him an instant low mana cast Purge


    He said,
    "K BUT I STILL KENT kite 4ever lyk teh OMG?", and Blizzard made the frostshock effect last longer than the cooldown


    So the kid went on killing lowbies, shouting "WTFLOLOL PWND n00Bz0Rs" and using /spit.
    After 7 hours of corpse camping, something terrible happened! A bunch of level 60 alliance guys managed to kill the shaman!


    The kid went to the Blizzard God and said,
    "OMGWTF, I R TEH DIEDZ BT I DUNT WUNT 2 do teh corpze runzors? i die lyk wtf i shundnt ROFL!"", And Blizzard gave him a self rez with no sickness


    And so the shaman class was born



    Haha, Den viser bare hvor meget shamans burde nerfes :P Men jeg har en Orc Shaman, jeg syntes helt klart orcs er bedst som shamans.

    This post has been edited 1000 time(s), it was last edited by Malone on 02-19-2006 15:27.

    Derfor er Shaman OVERPOWERED


    How the Shaman was created


    Following situation: The son (S) of the programmer (F) responsible for the horde characters in WoW had discovered that is father was cheating on his mother. The boy told his father that he would tell mother about it, unless the boy would get his own computer and a WoW-Account. But that wasnt all ...


    S: If you dont want mama know about about your little affair ... i also want my own Character Class in WoW.
    F: Ok, errm, well, fine, you get the Shaman. He's able to fight, can carry shields or a two handed weapon, wear leather armor.
    S: Hmm ... leather? No, i want something better! I want mail armor!
    F: Hmm Okay, mail armor it is and you can place various Totems aswell.
    S: Err ... what do these Totems do?
    F: Well, they can heal or make damage or they make your armor stronger and they'll work for your whole group.
    S: So, how many do I have?
    F: 20 diffrent, bur you can only use one at a time.
    S: Two
    F: No, One
    S: Three
    F: You want to piss me off? I said One.
    S: Four
    F: Get OUT!!
    S: Mom?
    F: Four is fine ... Cookie?
    S: Yeah, and I want to do magic!
    F: But you have already a two handed weapon, four totems and ...
    S: MOM !?!?
    F: ... you can do magic, 1.5 second casts
    S: Instant!
    F: No, that would be unfair ...
    S: INSTANT or else ...
    F: Okay ... no problem, instant.
    S: So what can the other character classes do?
    F: The others? Well, fighting, spell casting, healing ...
    S: I want to heal!
    F: Good, you can
    S: Thanks
    F: Now please leave me working and go watch TV or something ...
    S: So what can I do if somebody runs away from me?
    F: Hmm ... yes ... here, frost shock, now he is slower, and now please ...
    S: How long does the frost shock remain?
    F: 3 seconds
    S: And how often can I cast it?
    F: Every 6 seconds
    S: And in between?
    F: You got to give your enemies at least a little chance ...
    S: Maaaaa....
    F: Okay .. it lasts 6 seconds.
    S: And if I forget to cast?
    F: Okay, 12 seconds, and now please ...
    S: And I want to be faster much faster - even if they are not freezed....
    F: Here, Ghost Wolf ... you can change yourself into a wolf and you'll be much faster
    S: Hmm ...
    F: What?
    S: What if I want to make several people slower?
    F: Here ... Earthbind Totem ... and now piss off.
    S: And what if somebody hits me?
    F: Well, you just fight back, do magic, or ...
    S: But I want my enemies to draw damage when they hit me
    F: Wait, thats idiotic: Your enemy shall receive damage when he damages you AND when you're damaging him??
    S: Exactly
    F: K... Lightning Shield, and now PISS OFF!!
    S: And what if somebody shoots with a bow at me?
    F: Then the Shield also works for Bows and now, please please please leave me alone
    S: And what if somebody casts magic $!@% at me?
    F: Well, you can fight, do magic yourself, heal ....
    S: I want something that eliminates the next incoming cast
    F: ...well ... i've just been working on the Totems anyway ... here you have a Grounding Totem
    S: And what if he heals himself?
    F: Well you cant do anything about that ...
    S: Mmmmmmaaaaaa ....
    F: Earth Shock, Instant ... anything else?
    S: And what if he is buffed? I want also Buffs
    F: Here... Wind Fury, should be enough ...
    S: But my enemies should not have any buffs ....
    F: But you can buff, heal, magic, stop magic, two handed weapons ....
    S: I WANT
    F: Not in this tone with me!
    S: MAAAAMAAAA
    F: Purge ... Purge is Good. Well it was designed for Warlocks but okay ... Purge.
    S: And if someone is poisoning me?
    F: You just use the Poison cleaning totem
    S: No
    F: Yes
    S: NO
    F: ... fine ... you get a spell for it
    S: And what if I play with party?
    F: Actually you dont need to play with others ... you can do everything yourself ...
    S: No, I want to be able to ressurect people from death
    F: Okay ... you can
    S: And if I die myself?
    F: Well somebody else must revive you ...
    S: No, I want to do that myself aswell
    F: Err... but you're dead!!
    S: I WANT !!!!
    F: Ok ... you can resurrect yourself when you're dead.
    S: I want something else ...
    F: Underwater breathing is still available
    S: Okay, but something is still missing ...
    F: YOU CAN USE TWO-HANDED WEAPONS, WEAR MAIL ARMOR, CARRY SHIELDS, CAST
    MAGIC STUFF, PREVENT MAGIC STUFF FROM OTHERS, HEAL, INSTANT CASTS,
    TOTEMS, DEBUFF ENEMIES, CHANGE YOURSELF INTO A WOLF, FREEZE ENEMIES,
    BREATHE UNDERWATER, RESURRECT YOURSELF AND OTHERS - SO WHAT THE !&$% YOU
    WANT ELSE - PREACHING AND WALKING ON WATER !?!???!??!!??!S: Well, certainly not preaching ...h
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    Malone og Bullbull tror i det er nødvendigt med alle de jokes som de fleste har set før :ph34r: og hvad med at besvare hams sprøgesmål..? :offtopic:



    Eneyways.. jeg ville nok tage Tauren ;)

    Synes selv en Tauren Shaman er den fedeste. Ik pga. af abilities, men mere det når man møder sådan en klump til hverdag rundt omkring :D hehe

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    An alliance army is marching across the barrens to raid orgrimmar when a shaman comes running up and makes a rude gesture at the general. The general points to 2 of his soldiers and orders them to kill them shaman. The shaman runs away round a mountain and the soldiers follow.


    After a few minites the shaman comes back with no sign of the alliance soldiers. He insults the general who promptly sends 10 officers to kill the shaman. The shaman runs round the hill and returns again. The general getting very annoyed orders 40 men to kill the shaman. They all chase him round the hill and for 10 minites nothing happens. Then one badly wounded soilder comes back limping and says "Sir, it was a trap! There's two of them! :))

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    Originally posted by -Sandman-
    An alliance army is marching across the barrens to raid orgrimmar when a shaman comes running up and makes a rude gesture at the general. The general points to 2 of his soldiers and orders them to kill them shaman. The shaman runs away round a mountain and the soldiers follow.


    After a few minites the shaman comes back with no sign of the alliance soldiers. He insults the general who promptly sends 10 officers to kill the shaman. The shaman runs round the hill and returns again. The general getting very annoyed orders 40 men to kill the shaman. They all chase him round the hill and for 10 minites nothing happens. Then one badly wounded soilder comes back limping and says "Sir, it was a trap! There's two of them! :))


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    Malone og Bullbull tror i det er nødvendigt med alle de jokes som de fleste har set før :ph34r: og hvad med at besvare hams sprøgesmål..? :offtopic:



    Eneyways.. jeg ville nok tage Tauren ;)



    Hvad med at du læser det 1 gang til? Hvor jeg rent faktisk skriver at jeg ville tage Orc som mig selv, fordi Orcs er så vilde med deres stun resist.

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    Spiller selv horde ;) - Men de burde sq Nerfes, paladins burde også have et lille nerf.. ala ingen heal mens man shieldede, så det virkede mere som i WC3...


    Anyways, personligt synes jeg trolls passer bedst til Shaman.. Orcs er nasty til alle classes, og Tauren er kun fede til druid ;)

    har tauren shaman er osse herb der har jeg skill 315 med leter at farme

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    hahahha... fuck hvor han whiner :) sødt :clap:

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    bullbull, begge dine jokes var vildt gode xD rofl så ka man virkelig lære at SHAMANER ER EN STOR FED OTC! (OTC= Overpowered Tøse Class)

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    bullbull, begge dine jokes var vildt gode xD rofl så ka man virkelig lære at SHAMANER ER EN STOR FED OTC! (OTC= Overpowered Tøse Class)


    ..og det må så gøre alle de andre classes til nogle tude-classes oder was?