Absolute Favorit Motto?

    "som venner vi dele, jeg nedskriver det hele" motto fra min tid i føtex :D, dem der har arbejdet i føtex eller arbejder der skal nok fatte den, hehe.


    ellers er det bare, hastværk er lastværk.


    og den bedste indtil vidre, "virker det perfekt, så skal det sku skilles ad!"

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    "if somethings hard to do, then it's not worth doing it"


    Homer Jay Simpson :))


    Elsker det afsnit hvor han finder ud af hans mellemnavn er Jay :P
    The Simpsons er bare go griner :D


    Edit: Sorry for ot :))

    Et motto fra Murphy's Laws of Combat jeg husker på hver gang jeg spiller Joint Ops:


    Tracers work both ways.


    Til dem der ikke har læst Murphy's Laws of Combat, så kommer den lige her:


    -If the enemy is in range, so are you.
    -Incoming fire has the right of way.
    -Automatic weapons --aren't.
    -Suppressive fire -- won't.
    -Don't look conspicuous, it draws fire.
    -There is always a way.
    -When in doubt, empty the magazine.
    -No combat ready unit ever passed inspection.
    -No inspection ready unit ever passed combat.
    -The easy way is always mined.
    -Beer math: two beers times 37 men equal 49 cases.
    -Body count math: two guerillas plus one portable plus two pigs equal 37 enemy KIA.
    -Things that must be together to work usually can't be shipped together.
    -Radios will fail as soon as you need fire support desperately.
    -Tracers work both ways.
    -Try to look unimportant, they may be low on ammo.
    -Professionals are predictable, it's the amateurs that are dangerous.
    -The enemy invariably attacks on two occasions: (a) when you're ready for them and (b) when you're not ready for them.
    -Teamwork is essential, it gives them someone else to shoot at.
    -If you can't remember, then the claymore is pointed at you.
    -The important things are always simple.
    -The simple things are always hard.
    -The enemy diversion you have been ignoring will be the main attack.
    -A "sucking chest wound" is nature's way of telling you to slow down.
    -If your attack is going well, you have walked into an ambush.
    -Never draw fire, it irritates everyone around you.
    -Anything you do can get you shot, including nothing.
    -Make it tough enough for the enemy to get in and you won't be able to get out.
    -Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than yourself.
    -All 5-second grenade fuses will burn out in 3.
    -If you're short of everything but the enemy, you're in a combat zone.
    -When you have secured an area, don't forget to tell the enemy.
    -Never forget that your weapon is made by the lowest bidder.
    -If you take more than your fair share of objectives, you will have more than your fair share of objectives to take.
    -When both sides are convinced that they are about to lose, they are both right.
    -Professional soldiers are predictable, but the world is full of amateurs.
    -Murphy was a grunt.

    Nyd dagen i dag, for i morgen står du i lort til halsen.
    The Hans


    Murphy er en amatør.
    The Hans

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    Tillid er godt - Kontrol er bedre !


    - Lenin.... Syg stodder ... :boxed: ... Man han slår dog ikke stalin i at være massemorder ... :boxed: ... Han fik jo Hitler til at ligne en lille uskyldig knægt næsten... :boxed:

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    - Lenin.... Syg stodder ... :boxed: ... Man han slår dog ikke stalin i at være massemorder ... :boxed: ... Han fik jo Hitler til at ligne en lille uskyldig knægt næsten... :boxed:


    Hva mener du da ? ...


    2 mand 1 gevær 4 patroner, ham med geværet går forest og så den anden bagved, når den første er blevet skudt, skal den anden tage geværet og læmpe videre.

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    Hva mener du da ? ...


    2 mand 1 gevær 4 patroner, ham med geværet går forest og så den anden bagved, når den første er blevet skudt, skal den anden tage geværet og læmpe videre.


    Se DET er rationel krigsførelse! :D


    BTW: Hvad er det nu den film hedder med ham den rusiske sniper? :)