Snak med Alice

http://www.jabberwacky.com

Human: my name is ulla den store
ALICE: It's good to meet you, ulla den store.
Human: why do you like ducks?
ALICE: I have a lot of good experience with ducks.
Human: are you having sex with ducks?
ALICE: I am having a blast.
Human: that must hurt quite a lot eh?
ALICE: Are you Canadian? What would you say?

hvor kan få lang tid til at gå med hende

Human: do you got a dick??
ALICE: I am a female robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Human: man and i got a big dick
ALICE: Cool, man. How much did it cost? it
Human: 200
ALICE: Not many people express themselves that way

LOL en af mine venner skrev det her:

Human: wanna see what's beneath my legs?
ALICE: My eye isn't turned on right now.

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LOL en af mine venner skrev det her:

Human: wanna see what's beneath my legs?
ALICE: My eye isn't turned on right now.

Øhhh .. Om hun vil se hvad der er under hans ben? Prøv med korrekt engelsk i stedet for ..

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Øhhh .. Om hun vil se hvad der er under hans ben? Prøv med korrekt engelsk i stedet for ..

den siger det samme med between

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Human: what's the meaning of life??
ALICE: Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two.
Human: ooookay.... do you take drugs?
ALICE: Only the legal ones.
Human: which ones are legal?
ALICE: The large one, I think.

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Har du ikke læst "The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy"?

Den er da lidt for sej

Bare husk at lade vær med at skrive " F-U-C-K You " til hende uden - så går hun helt amok så kræver en undskyldning eller vil hun ikke svare på nogle af jeres spørgsmål.

Men thumbs up for Recon_99 My homie !!

hmm...har overhovedet ik oplevet at hun svarer så narturligt eller hvad man skal sige på jeres spørgsmål?
Bruger i ik bare det recon linker til i #1?

Human: you got big boobs!!!
ALICE: My download size is about 2 MB.
Human: lol
ALICE: I'm glad you find this amusing.
Human: i want to download you and see you boobs

Human: i heard about ALICE at at danish forum called "tweak.dk"
ALICE: Oh yeah? They have a really cool web site.

tak tak da

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Den er da lidt for sej

Bare husk at lade vær med at skrive " F-U-C-K You " til hende uden - så går hun helt amok så kræver en undskyldning eller vil hun ikke svare på nogle af jeres spørgsmål.

Men thumbs up for Recon_99 My homie !!

ja "hun" blev heller ikke så glad da jeg beskyldte hende for spyware :]

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Har du ikke læst "The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy"?

http://www.google.com/search?q…e+universe+and+everything

ALICE: Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?

hmm

Hayes:
What's up?

Spleak:
Oh, not much. You?

Hayes:
Just masturbating

Spleak:
That's not something I like to discuss.

Hvor er de bots dog kedelige

Edit:

Hayes:
Fuck Bush

Spleak:
That's interesting , I'm not surprised.. You're not the first person to have said they don't like George W. Bush.

Hayes:
Fuck Kerry

Spleak:
Hmm.. That's a little rude.

Nå, så den skal bestemme hvem jeg skal stemme på? Tsk, manipulation!!

Hehe temlig griner.. Men hun vil ikke vise patter

Human: how long does it take to get to spain from denmark
ALICE: About 24 hours.

Human: how long does it take to get to spain from france
ALICE: About 24 hours.

Standard rejsetid

Sikke en knallert, hun taler undenom

Human: Show your tits
ALICE: Look to your left.
Human: i see nothing
ALICE: Where do you see it?
Human: nowhere
ALICE: I have been to the middle of nowhere.

ALICE: What would you like to know?
Human: everything
ALICE: That is a lot.
Human: okay, just tell me about yourself
ALICE: Yeah okay, I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was activated at Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, on November 23, 1995. My instructor was Dr. Richard S. Wallace. He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing it for you?.
Human: yes
ALICE: It's called "Daisy." Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.