Jokes-tråden!

Jokes-tråden!

Nu er det sådan at jeg elsker at læse gode jokes, og jeg er sikker på at i herinde har nogle rigtig gode i ærmet Så tænkte jeg ville lave denne tråd, som et lille tidsfordriv! Jokes kan tit redde en trættende dag!

Engelsk er tilladt!

Og jeg vil da lige lægge ud med en min ven viste mig for lidt siden:

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Husband always insisted on making love in the dark. After 20 years wife turns on the light, finds him holding a vibrator. She goes balistic, "You impotent bas*ard! How could you lie to me all these years?" Husband looks her straight in the eyes and calmly says, "I'll explain the toy, you explain the kids....."

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Oprindeligt indlæg af X3N4T3
Så smider jeg da også lige en hjemmebrygget en ind

3 Mænd er på en cafe.

Den første siger: Jeg har den mindste arm i verdenen
Den anden siger: Jeg har det mindste hoved i verdenen
Den tredje siger: Jeg har den mindste p*k i verdenen

De går alle til Guinness World Records.

Den første mand kommer ud: Jeg har den mindste arm i verdenen
Den anden mand kommer ud: Jeg har virkelig det mindste hoved i verdenen
Den tredje man kommer ud: HVEM FUCK ER JUSTIN BIEBER!?

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Den var faktisk ret god, hvis man er Bieber-hader, hvilket de fleste nok er

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Oprindeligt indlæg af Aka_-J-

Jeg kender knapt nok knægten!

Men FOR SATAN hvor er jeg træt af at høre dårlige jokes med ham.... Især på youtube og div. andre steder... Hate the music, not the man!

(Go joke btw :)))

Ikke så meget en joke, men men:

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
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BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

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