Guide to removing brother from warming chips on northbridge
Firstly get a baseball bat, a good knife, a jar with freshly mashed fruit, french fries(preferrably sliced strightly) olive oil and an oven.
Go to your brother and beat him in the head with the baseball bat. Take his remains and gut him, taking apart hims lims(Arms, legs and head) would be a good idea to do now as it probably would prove difficult later on. Peal his hair off and stuff him in the oven.
Insert the mashed fruit in his behind or his trought, make sure to distribute it firmly over all internal organs.
If you havn't allready cut his lims of, you should do it now.
Marinate him with olive oil, put the french fries in rows(Or a pattern of a heart to show that you really love your brother) and set oven to 300 degrees C.
Next step is to go the http://www.shg.dk and purchase a northbridge cooler with a ventilator.
When the cooler has arrived by mail, turn the oven off and let the corps saturate in about 3-4 hours to get the absolute best taste.
Now you have a perfectly roasted brother in the oven and ready to serve.
Bon appetit...
Du kunne også bare spørge om din bror gad at lade være med at riste chips på din NB og bestille en ny køler. Evt. spring det over hvor du parterer og spiser ham.
ELLER, du kunne også bare få dig et liv og lade være med at poste sådan nogen latterlige meningsløse tråde som alle vi andre bliver nød til at bruge vores dyrebare tid på!!!
Best of wishes...
Martin