Frække Star Wars Citater

  • Fandt lige noget sjovt:



    A New Hope
    1. She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid.
    2. Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!
    3. Look at the size of that thing!
    4. Sorry about the mess...
    5. You came in that thing! You're braver than I thought.
    6. Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?
    7. You've got something jammed in here real good.
    8. Put that thing away before you get us all killed.
    9. Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?
    10. Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care WHAT you smell!
    11. You're all clear kid. Now let's blow this thing and go home!
    12. Get on top of it!
    13. You are required to maneuver straight down this trench...
    14. I'm on the leader.
    15. Negative, negative... Just impacted on the surface.
    16. Evacuate? In our moment of triumph?
    17. Stretch out with your feelings.
    18. ...no match for a good blaster.
    19. He's got too much of his father in him.
    20. This oil bath is going to feel so good!
    21. It'll be just like Beggar's Canyon back home.
    22. TK-421, why aren't you at your post?
    23. This is Red 5, I'm going in!
    24. The circle is now complete.
    25. The last time I felt it, was in the presence of my old master.


    Empire Strikes Back
    1. And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!
    2. Possible he came in through the south entrance.
    3. You must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?
    4. Hurry up, golden rod...
    5. That's OK, I like to keep it on manual control for a while.
    6. But now we must eat. Come, good food, come.....
    7. Control, control...You must learn control.
    8. There's an awful lot of moisture in here.
    9. Size matters not...judge me by my size do you?
    10. I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me!
    11. Would it help if I got out and pushed?
    12. ...probably chewing on the power couplings.
    13. If only you knew the power of the dark side!
    14. In you must go.
    15. Mudhole? SLIMY?
    16. How do you get so big eating food of this kind?

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  • LOL. :D

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  • Her er lidt flere:


    'Wedge! Pull out! You're not doing any good back there!'



    'I look forward to completing your training. In time you will call me master.'



    'There is good in him, I've felt it.'



    "Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping - hold on. Grab it, almost ..... you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me, Chewie. Chewie!" (Han) with "A little higher, just a little higher." (Lando)



    "What could possibly have come over Master Luke? Is it something I did? He never expressed any unhappiness with my work." (C3PO)



    "Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me - now I owe you one." (Han)

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    Mange af dem er de samme :)

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  • Lidt yoda quotes : - )


    Min yndlings :
    Ohhh! Great warrior! [laughs and shakes his head]
    Wars not make one great!"

  • Synes nu ikke de virker så frække.

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