Vind en prescott

    Nu er der en konkurrence, hvor der er plads til morsomheder og gode jokes:: :)


    Vind:
    Chilly1 chiller 1/8 hp copeland condenser new, with Chilly1 heatexchanger. 115v/240v
    Eller en Ny poleret Prescott::


    Naturligvis vil moderatorerne på XS vælge de vinnere de synes er bedst, men jeg har jo "dansk" humor, så måske er chancen netop for jer gode ;)


    Læs om reglerne her:


    Contest One:
    Make The Mods Laugh


    The winner will receive a Chilly1 chiller 1/8 hp copeland condenser new, with Chilly1 heatexchanger. 115v/240v per the winners request. Worldwide shipping included. Contest begins 4/5/04 and ends Midnight, PST 4/11/04.


    Rules:
    Submit your funniest story,aprils fools joke,anecdote or other joke to this thread only. (No pictures) Multiple submissions okay. No spamming. Please do not duplicate your posts, nor copy anothers. Only the first post of a duplicate will be considered.


    On Friday, 4/9/04 12:00 p.m. PST (noon) the thread will be closed and no futher entries will be accepted. Each moderator will then choose his two favorite posts, and a poll will then be posted for all members to vote on Saturday and Sunday, 4/10-11/04. The posts with the most votes at the end of the contest will win the prize offered by xtremesystems.org.



    Contest Two:
    Easter Egg Hunt


    The winner will receive a lapped and polished 2.8GHz Retail Prescott. Worldwide shipping included. Contest begins Sunday, 4/11/04 at 6:00 a.m. PST an entry thread will be posted. The first one to find the eggs, will win the prize offered by xtremesystems.org. A hints and rules thread will be posted at the start of the contest.


    Good Luck Everyone!


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    Oprindeligt indlæg af købkøb
    Skal det være på engelsk eller må det gerne være på dansk til tom??? :T


    Har da postet lidt men regner med ret meget mere :D


    På engelsk købkøb, men stave- og slåfejl er ok, der er mange nationaliteter på XS, da man skal ikke være flov over ikke at kunne skrive som en simultantolk.


    :cheers:

    Smed da lige denne


    Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are going camping. They pitch their tent under the stars and go to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night, Holmes wakes Watson up: "Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce." Watson says, "I see millions of stars and even if a few of those have planets, it's quite likely there are some planets like Earth, and if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life." Holmes replied: "Watson, you idiot, somebody stole our tent."

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    Oprindeligt indlæg af Wolf_of_dk
    Smed da lige denne


    Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are going camping. They pitch their tent under the starts and go to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night, Holmes wakes Watson up: "Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce." Watson says, "I see millions of stars and even if a few of those have planets, it's quite likely there are some planets like Earth, and if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life." Holmes replied: "Watson, you idiot, somebody stole our tent."



    :clap: :clap:

    her er mine


    This Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a species will be extinct.


    This Mama is so fat, that when I put her on the family tree the branch broke


    This mama is so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook


    This mama is so stupid that she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions.


    This mama is so stupid, she has a glass door with a peep hole.


    A blonde is like a pooltable, put a dollar in and she'll rack your balls



    One day three women went camping - a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. The blonde suddenly had to go to the bathroom. She went into the woods with her toilet paper and did her business.
    While she was gone, the brunette and the redhead decided to play a joke on her. They skinned a rabbit and snuck up on the blonde, put the guts behind her and ran back to the campsite. Three minutes later they heard a scream.


    Then they waited another half an hour and the blonde came back, sweating. She said, "I had to poop so hard I pooped my guts out. But thanks to God and these two fingers, I stuffed them back in."


    Son: Dad, I have to do a special report for school. Can I ask you a question?
    Father: Sure, son. What's the question?
    Son: What is politics?
    Father: Well, let's take our home for example. I am the wage earner, so let's call me “Tony Blair.” Your mother is the administrator of money, so we'll call her “Gordon Brown.” We take care of your needs, so we'll call you “the People.” We'll call the maid “the Working Class,” and your baby brother we can call “the Future.” Do you understand, son?
    Son: I'm not really sure, Dad. I'll have to think about it.


    That night, awakened by his baby brother's crying, the boy went to see what was wrong. Discovering that the baby had seriously soiled his diaper, the boy went to his parents' room and found his mother sound asleep. He went to the maid's room where, peeking through the keyhole, he saw his father in bed with the maid. The boy's knocking went totally unheeded by his father and the maid, so the boy returned to his room and went back to sleep. The next morning he reported to his father.
    Son: Dad, now I think I understand what politics is.
    Father: Good, son! Can you explain it to me in your own words?
    Son: Well, dad, while Tony Blair is screwing the Working Class, Gordon Brown is sound asleep, the People are being completely ignored and the Future is full of Shit


    Sexual Olympics


    A man went over to his girl's place for a little bit of nookie between the sheets. He presented her with three choices of condom -- gold, silver, or bronze.
    "Silver," she said.


    "Why not gold?"


    "Because I want you to come second for once


    så varme er de ik

    Så slutte konkurrencen med "jokes"


    Stemmerne er talt op.


    http://www.xtremesystems.org/f…?postid=418919#post418919


    Der var:
    11 pages, 274 replies and 3400 views.


    Du kan nu stemme på de 10 finalister.


    http://www.xtremesystems.org/f…ead.php?s=&threadid=33317


    og


    Man kan stadig nå at være med i "påskeæg -Prescott" konkurrencen søndag:


    :cheers:


    Desværre var det ikke Wolf of DK 's version af Sherlock Holmes og Dr Watson i teltet, men istedet Hollænderen RestyleD
    Historien er nr 1 på listen med de 10.


    flot Wolf of Dk