Matematik eksamen? Jo Tak!

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Originally posted by Foxx
kunne ikke lade være med at grine af denne her:

A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. She tells the class there would be no excuse for not showing up, except for serious injury or illness, or a death in the student's immediate family.

A smart-ass jock in the back of the room asks, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?" The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering.

When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says "Not an excuse. Just write with your other hand."

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Hvorfor havde vi aldrig sådan en lærer ?

Dem der gjorde blev altid smidt uden for døren eller hjem, så blev faktisk brugt rimeligt tit.

Haha, den beste joke på tweak længe

er vild me nr.3 hvor læreren har tegnet en dinosaur... man kan altid kende læreren... skrive med rød skrift

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Originally posted by Foxx
er vild me nr.3 hvor læreren har tegnet en dinosaur... man kan altid kende læreren... skrive med rød skrift

Det tætteste jeg kommer på det der er at min gamle fysiklærer engang tegne ham selv give mig en dummeflad fordi jeg havde svaret forkert

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Originally posted by gonlaa
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lol

Det her er jo humor på højde med the far side.

den her er alt for fed hvis man fanger den.................

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Three friends are going sky-diving, a mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer. The engineer jumps out first, and pulls her ripcord, only to find that nothing happens. Being quite handy, she pulls out some tools and things (I'm a mathematician, "tools and things" is as specific as I can get), and violà, it's all fixed. She pulls the ripcord and glides to safety.

The physicist has similar trouble (they are, after all, on academic budgets). He pulls several times at his ripcord, assuming the initial failure is likely due to experimental error, but soon determines that it is not probable that it will work within the next few moments (which are, of course, the moments we're concerned with). He quickly spreads his limbs out and pulls his clothes out as much as possible, increasing his surface area and minimizing his chances of sustaining injury. He lands safely, despite some broken ribs, bruises, and scrapes.

The two friends meet, collect themselves, and being speculating as to their third companion. The physicist posits that she may have simply stayed on the plan, as mathematicians tend not to do much of anything, however the engineer spots the plummeting mathematician several hundred yards off.

Fangede du den??

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Originally posted by dwmc
den her er alt for fed hvis man fanger den.................

Fangede du den??

Jeg gjorde ikke...

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Originally posted by |Mojo|Jojo|

Jeg gjorde ikke...

x2 kan virkelig overhovedet ikke se noget som helst i den.

Har læst den 3 gange nu, og er helt blank.

however the engineer spots the plummeting mathematician several hundred yards off.

Matematikere er dovne og laver mange fejl i deres beregninger... (i følge engeniører og fysikere...)

hygge

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Originally posted by dwmc
however the engineer spots the plummeting mathematician several hundred yards off.

Matematikere er dovne og laver mange fejl i deres beregninger... (i følge engeniører og fysikere...)

hygge

Nååre, men kan nu stadig ikke se den er sjov

hehe den var da nogenlunde...

man skal nok have noget familie og venner der er i de brancher...

Og en temmelig sort humor...

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