Funny quotes

  • Fandt den her link med quotes fra produktions-holdet bag Thief : Deadly Shadows som de kom med mens de arbejdede med at lave Thief 3 : Laaaang liste


    Her er nogle smagsprøver :


    Paul: (via email) "Also, remember that the 3-months estimate is a minimum... I expect it to expand by approximately 2 weeks for every ounce of crack smoked by the T3 design team : ) "
    Randy: "uh oh..."
    Lulu: "don't worry, Randy, an ounce of crack is an awful lot. if he'd said 'five-dollar sack' then we'd be in trouble."


    Brian: "I haven't taken any hallucinogens for several hours now."
    Randy: "this is the kind of dedication we like to see in our employees here at ISA. Everyone should take note."


    Warren (the leader): "How does it feel to be the company's worst nightmare on your first day?"


    Randy: "You're just saying that cuz he's Irish and you're Scottish, right?"
    Ian: "I love all the people of the world."
    Everyone: "Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha."
    Ian: "That wasn't supposed to be funny."


    Terri: "I'm having some trouble hearing Ian over the speaker phone."
    Ian: "It's the Scottish accent. American phones don't pick it up that well."


    Ian: "I need to visit the bathroom."
    Randy: "Hold on, we're almost done with this meeting..."
    [10 minutes later]
    Ian: "Can I go to the toilet now?"
    Chris: "MAY you."
    Ian: "MAY I go to the toilet now?"
    Chris: NO, you may not."


    Randy: "I was responding to my review comments."
    Serg: "Well, that was really bugging the shit out of me!"


    Randy: "One dangerous looking woman to be used occasionally would be very cool."


    Emil: "I like them. I'm high."


    Randy: (RE: Linkin Park's Xbox deal) "I love it when 'artists' fake enthusiasm for whoring themselves out."


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  • LOL, der er mange gode, dette er min favorit:


    Randy: (via email) "let's take a vote: should i fire jerome?"
    David: "With the way Jerome sticks to schedules, if you fired him today he wouldn't have his desk cleaned out until Thief III ships anyways... so... might as well keep him."



    ham Jerome er generelt lidt speciel :-)